LAND OF THE DEAD

THIS IS A ZOMBIE MOVIE - THIS IS SUPPOSE TO BE FANTASY - THIS IS SUPPOSE TO BE SHOCKING AND YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO SEE THINGS YOU CAN'T BELIEVE ARE TRUE.
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LET'S HOLD OFF ON THE MOVIE FOR A FEW MOMENTS, WHILE I MENTION SOMETHING THAT I FOUND FANASTIC, SHOCKING AND UNBELIEVABLE AT THE THEATRE.
I USUALLY CARRY A BOTTLE OF WATER INTO THE THEATRE WITH ME. I NEVER BUY ANYTHING FOR MYSELF AT THE THEATRE -- I GO TO SEE THE FILM, BUT EATING. OVERPRICED CANDY AND FOOD "COOKED" BY KIDS WHO ARE WORKING PART TIME TO EARN SUMMER CASH, DOES NOT STIMULATE MY APPETITE. I CAN NORMALLY SURVIVE TWO HOURS ON THE POORLY CONCEALED BODY FAT I CARRIED WITH ME TO THE THEATRE.
TODAY, I FORGOT MY WATER AND FIGURED I WOULD PICK UP A ONE PINT BOTTLE AT THE REFRESHMENT COUNTER. A PINT OF WATER WAS $3.50.

NOW, I AM A LIMITED INDIVIDUAL, I AM LIMITED TO LIVING ON THE PLANET EARTH -- MAYBE, IF I WAS A SPACE CREATURE, PASSING THRU OR A ZOMBIE, $3.50 FOR A PINT OF WATER WOULD NOT SEEM UNREASONABLE - BUT HAVING BEEN BORN AND RAISED ON THIS PLANET -- I AM AWARE THAT WATER IS NOT A RARE SUBSTANCE - IT IS A NECESSARY AND VALUABLE RESOURCE, BUT THAT VALUE SHOULD NOT INCREASE TEN FOLD AT THE ENTRANCE TO A MOVIE THEATRE.

THE GASOLINE THAT HELPED ME REACH THIS THEATRE DID NOT COST $3.50 A PINT - I AM GETTING OVER A CHEST COLD AND THE ANTIBIOTICS WERE NOT MUCH MORE THAN THE WATER AT THIS THEATRE. WHAT THE HELL WAS IN THIS WATER THAT MADE IT WORTH $3.50 A PINT? - THE LARGE BOTTLE, OF COURSE WAS MORE - $4.50 FOR A PINT AND A HALF - A BARGAIN BY MOVIE WATER PRICING STANDARDS.

I HAVE FRIENDS WITH NICE HOUSES, NICE CARS, FINE JEWELRY AND FIRST RATE CLOTHES - YET, I DON'T THINK I HAVE A FRIEND WHO CAN REACH IN THEIR POCKET AND PAY $3.50 FOR A PINT OF WATER AND NOT THINK THAT SOMETHING IS ROTTEN IN THE STATE OF DENMARK - I CAME IN WITH TRUMAN AS PRESIDENT AND THE JAPANESE STILL A FEW MONTHS FROM SURRENDER -- SO, MAYBE I AM BEHIND THE TIMES AND $3.50 FOR A PINT OF WATER IS THE NORM / ACCEPTABLE; ANYWAY, I HAVE NEW RESPECT FOR
H2o.
I HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT PONCE DE LEON, KNEW SOMETHING ABOUT ALL THIS
AND THAT, IS WHY HE SEARCHED SO DILIGENTLY FOR THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH - AT
$3.50 A PINT, YOU WOULD NEED TO REMAIN YOUNG AND EMPLOYED TO PAY FOR A DRINK.
SOME OF MY DOWN ON THEIR LUCK ASSOCIATES, REPORT THAT THE RED CROSS DOES NOT PAY MUCH MORE THAN THE COST OF SACRED THEATRE WATER
TO BLOOD DONORS.

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BACK TO THE MOVIE -- ZOMBIE PICTURES ARE NOT FOR EVERYONE - IF YOU ARE NOT A ZOMBIE FAN, YOU DON'T NEED TO GO TO SEE THIS FILM - IF YOU ARE A ZOMBIE FAN -- YOU DON'T NEED TO MISS TO THIS FILM - IT IS AN EXCELLENT GEORGE ROMERO PRODUCTION - THE GODFATHER OF ZOMBIE FILMS IS AT HIS BEST WITH ALL THE ELEMENTS IN PLACE - ONLY JOHN LEGUIZAMO AND DENNIS HOPPER ARE KNOWN MEMBERS OF THE CAST - BUT WHO NEEDS STARS IN A ZOMBIE PICTURE - EXTRAS EATING ENTRAILS HAVE ALL THE MEATY PARTS IN THE MOVIE.
THERE IS NOTHING MORE TO WRITE - ZOMBIE FANS, THIS IS A GEM, BUT BRING YOUR OWN BEVERAGE OR A MAJOR CREDIT CARD.