DA VINCI CODE

I WILL LIST SEVERAL COLOR CODED ASIDES :

** WHEN I START WITH ASIDES, THAT IS NOT A GOOD THING

1 ** I AM A BIG MAN. I HAVE FOUND THAT EVEN THE DUMBEST PEOPLE HAVE A
WORKING KNOWLEDGE OF PHYSICS -- THEY UNDERSTAND THAT
YOU DON'T LOOK FOR THE BIGGEST PERSON YOU CAN FIND
TO START A RUCKUS WITH

2** AS A FORMER ATHLETE, I HAVE AN APPRECIATION FOR THE NEED TO
HUNKER-DOWN AND IGNORE PAIN TO ACHIEVE A GOAL

3** PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW VERY MUCH ABOUT FILM, THINK THE GODFATHER 3
WAS A GOOD MOVIE, BECAUSE IT HAD FINE PRODUCTION VALUES, IT
ONLY LACKED A PLOT AND COMMONSENSE

4 ** I AM NOT PROUD TO ADMIT, I HAVE NOT READ A BOOK SINCE
THE FIRST NIXON ADMINISTRATION

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ON TO THE DA VINCI CODE --->>

I AM ONLY ALIVE TODAY, BECAUSE I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A LARGE PERSON AND FELT NO NEED TO CARRY A WEAPON TO DEFEND MYSELF AGAINST POTENTIAL ATTACKERS. IF I HAD A WEAPON, I MIGHT WELL HAVE USED IT TO END MY OWN LIFE AND THUS, AVOID THE PAIN OF WATCHING MORE OF THIS PICTURE . AFTER SPENDING 2 HOURS AND 30 MINUTES IN THE THEATRE, I HAVE A GREAT DEAL MORE SYMPATHY FOR INMATES ON DEATH ROW - I FEEL I HAVE BEEN IN THEIR SHOES.

WHILE TRYING TO DECIDE IF I SHOULD JUST WALK OUT OF THE THEATRE AND
END THE SUFFERING, I REMEMBERED MY YOUNGER DAYS AND THE LESSON OF ATHLETIC COMPETITION -- PERSEVERE AND SOLDIER ON UNTIL THE FINAL BELL, WHISTLE, TICK OF THE CLOCK OR FINISH LINE. I TOLD MYSELF THAT I COULD TAKE PRIDE IN REMAINING IN MY SEAT UNTIL THE CREDITS WERE ROLLING - I MADE IT A CHALLENGE AND I FELT GOOD THAT I MANAGED TO SEE THOSE CREDITS, AS I RAN FOR THE EXIT.

WHEN I WANT TO POINT OUT A FILM WITH A LOT OF ACTIVITY, WITH FINE ACTORS, WITH GREAT SCENARY AND LOCATIONS AND A RICH LOOK TO THE WHOLE PRODUCTION, I WILL REFER TO THE DAVINCI CODE AND NOT GODFATHER 3 - DAVINCI HAS REPLACED
GF 3, AS MY POSTER CHILD FOR BAD CINEMA.

MAYBE IF YOU READ THE BOOK, THIS FILM WILL WORK FOR YOU - I HOPE SO,
I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE, BUT I HOPE SO.

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I DON'T REVIEW MOVIES, I REACT TO THEM, SO I AM NOT GOING TO SUMMARIZE THE PLOT OR GO INTO ANY DETAILS --- HEY, IF THE BEST THING I CAN SAY ABOUT THE
FILM, IS THAT I DID NOT LEAVE AFTER THE FIRST 40 MINUTES, THAT TELLS YOU ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT MY EXPERIENCE.